RESOLVED: We need to create an alt-history Gopherpunk genre, where the Internet hits critical mass in 1991 with Gopher as the predominant protocol. "Who was this mysterious ‘Gennifer Flowers’ contacting Jack through his GopherSpace account? He fired up Veronica to find out.“ "Deep dives into the Gopher folderstacks revealed the shocking truth: Gorbachev’s days were numbered.” Etc.