My favorite part of this sort of condescending, bullshit Los Angeles story that crops up in New York-based media ever week or so is when they run out of tired stereotypes to rely on and just end up making nonsense up.
It’s true. The car knows where it’s going. If you try to stop it, or just drive without a destination in mind, it turns off and drives into a strip mall.
haha people in LA eat at restaurants where the food is literally inedible. angelinos just stone cold chewin’ on glass and rocks and what have you, because they never leave their cars.