The Josh Fruhlinger Experience

“I don’t really believe Josh has been doing standup...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:01 -0400

“I don’t really believe Josh has been doing standup in Baltimore,” you’ve been saying. “His face hasn’t been on a poster.” WHERE ARE YOUR EXCUSES NOW??? (Thursday, June 6, Federal Hill, you should come.) (My picture is at the bottom.) (It’s small, you have to squint.)

Just walked by the local homeless dude and the local PIRG clipboard kids w/out being hassled, HAVE I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:08:21 -0400

Just walked by the local homeless dude and the local PIRG clipboard kids w/out being hassled, HAVE I FINALLY MASTERED INVISIBILITY???

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:00:28 -0400

Fun fact: if you’re an admin of a Facebook fan page, there...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:21:26 -0400

Fun fact: if you’re an admin of a Facebook fan page, there used to be a very useful section of your control panel that showed you the most recent few people who liked your page, and how long ago they liked it. Last week the ability to get that data vanished and it was replaced by this :(

Sweater curse

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:24:35 -0400

citationneeded:

The knitter sees the sweater as a significant Thing, having chosen the pattern and color carefully, and having invested hours of labor; the recipient sees the sweater as a thing that can be bought at the Gap for $35.

Link

One of the things I love about Wikipedia is that you learn about things that are very, very important to fairly specific groups of people.

Oh hey everybody, I wrote this fairly sarcastic slideshow about apps that make you lazy

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:01:30 -0400

Oh hey everybody, I wrote this fairly sarcastic slideshow about apps that make you lazy

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Tue, 21 May 2013 08:24:39 -0400

Can someone please inform Hollywood that I am available to write “J. Jonah Jameson:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:42:28 -0400

Can someone please inform Hollywood that I am available to write “J. Jonah Jameson: Origins”

Just heard the phrase “burger daddy” in a Red Robin ad and now I feel bad inside

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:27:47 -0400

Just heard the phrase “burger daddy” in a Red Robin ad and now I feel bad inside

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Mon, 20 May 2013 09:00:27 -0400

veterans of the LiveJournal Ad Wars need to start counselling tumblr teens now

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:53:30 -0400

veterans of the LiveJournal Ad Wars need to start counselling tumblr teens now

There are AT LEAST three things that dumbfound me about this...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:41:49 -0400

There are AT LEAST three things that dumbfound me about this picture

"The Google CEO guessed most people are guarded about their medical history because of insurance..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:49:38 -0400

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The Google CEO guessed most people are guarded about their medical history because of insurance reasons.

‘You’re very worried that you’re going to be denied insurance. That makes no sense, so maybe we should change the rules around insurance so that they have to insure people,’ he said to a round of applause.

”

- If the well-educated CEO of a large and politically engaged corporation is unaware that we already changed the rules to do just this and it goes into effect in six months, there’s no hope for any of us. (Also, Google wants all your medical data, haha.)

Allow me to be slightly gauche and mention that Uncle Lumpy is running a pledge drive in my absence? Also, Cherry and Shelley's campsite blew up.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:05:10 -0400

Allow me to be slightly gauche and mention that Uncle Lumpy is running a pledge drive in my absence? Also, Cherry and Shelley's campsite blew up.

“See, if I put ‘blacks’ in quote marks it...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:57:06 -0400

“See, if I put ‘blacks’ in quote marks it won’t be racist” #dontreadthecomments #cantstopreadingthecomments

"Is that nuts? Ask your local police force’s bomb robot. It won’t answer, because it..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:26:16 -0400

“Is that nuts? Ask your local police force’s bomb robot. It won’t answer, because it doesn’t care. It was made to safely destroy threatening packages, not to talk to you about how life is so weird it’s like a Philip K. Dick story, etc.”

- KEN LAYNE!

One heroic Wikipedia editor will not stop until my blog’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:24:31 -0400

One heroic Wikipedia editor will not stop until my blog’s Wikipedia article is cleansed of “shameless” promotion

ALSO: Do not forget that I am doing stand-up comedy in Baltimore this Saturday, with many other funny people! Click the link for the details, if you have taste.

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:58:15 -0400

ALSO: Do not forget that I am doing stand-up comedy in Baltimore this Saturday, with many other funny people! Click the link for the details, if you have taste.

My pinch-hitter Uncle Lumpy is blogging for me this week, and his mean joke about Apartment 3-G's Tommie made me laugh and laugh

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:53:43 -0400

My pinch-hitter Uncle Lumpy is blogging for me this week, and his mean joke about Apartment 3-G's Tommie made me laugh and laugh

Category:Simon & Garfunkel members

Sun, 12 May 2013 11:52:54 -0400

citationneeded:

Members of the singing duo Simon & Garfunkel.

Pages in category “Simon & Garfunkel members”

The following 2 pages are in this category, out of 2 total. This list may not reflect recent changes (learn more).

G

Art Garfunkel

S

Paul Simon

Link (Thanks, Zemyla)