So I have this recurring nightmare where I’m about to go to prison and I’m full of terror and dread about it. But last night I had a dream where I actually went to prison and it was really nice! My cell was really big, my roommate was charming, and the first thing I had to do when I got there was fill out a form about my favorite actors so they could pick things I’d like for movie night. I joked with my roommate about why I was there! “Yeah, I robbed a bank. [stage whisper] They have cameras there now!”