February 2012
64 posts
“A Cuban postman named Felix Carbajal joined the marathon, arriving at the last...”
– It’s not [Citation Needed]-style bad writing, but the Wikipedia description of the 1904 Olympic marathon is still worth reading.
I’m a bit taken aback by how disappointed I am that “Moonlighting” isn’t on Netflix streaming.
Oscar voters: 94% white, 77% male, 84% older than... →
Hey, it’s a freelance editor in a movie! Oh, he’s socially maladjusted and depressed.
“Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like...”
– Thomas Jefferson has some words for everyone who insists on hewing obsessively to the vision of the founding fathers.
“Ann Coulter’s experience with Mr. Romney offers a telling case in point. She...”
– Gosh, I can’t imagine why Mitt Romney doesn’t want to hang out with these people. They sound like such a joy, socially!
“Loved your forearm tribal tatt. That extended goatee was mysteriously alluring.”
– On Valentine’s Day, let hope these crazy kids find true love!
At some point Car Talk will just be a solid hour of pun-names.
Westminster Kennel Club refuses to acknowledge... →
Reason to question the invisible hand of capitalism: Cheaper By The Dozen 2 at the Rite Aid checkout for $24.95.
This has got to be the all-time weirdest press release I have ever received. I guess it worked, because here I am drawing your attention to it. I just really want someone to explain it to me, is all.
RELEASE: STD Registry Facelift Makes Surfing for STDs Look Great for Valentine’s Day FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: CONTACT: Cyrus Sullivan President STD Carriers Disease Control and...
